Husband asked me many days ago was there anything special I wanted from him for Mother’s Day.
I just want cactus, I said. Lots of them, actually. Really? his response. Totally.
See, there is a cactus vendor at our local farmer’s market and his stall every Saturday is brimming with the most intriguing, spiny flora you’ve ever seen. They look other-wordly. Alien. Artistic. I want to fill one side of our driveway with an audience of them.
Right now on that sad hillside there are a couple scraggly looking fruit trees that scream for water and in SoCal, we’re expected to ration H20.
Everybody knows cactii don’t have an addiction to water. And they are so. . . can I say it? . . . Cute.
So that’s what husband did.
Yesterday, I woke up to a little garden of strange, hot-dog-like creatures, all of them looking as if they should be named. Care to suggest some?




Okay, I had a good laugh at the suggestion I name some of your cactuses (sp.???). Not sure I can think of something at the moment. I think cactus vendor would be a good book title though. 😀
Fun to read this post!
~ Wendy
Lenny and Squiggy, Benny and Joon, Rogers and Hammerstein, Mr. Spock.
Okay, okay. Not original. But don’t they work for cacti? 😉
Now I really want one of those cherry thingees. Darn it.
Great names, Nicole. Really. Sometimes originality is over-rated. And wow, Wendy, I’m liking the idea of Cactus Vendor. How about Amish Cactus Vendor?