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I am working this week to get data files ready for some of my old out-of-print books to be available on e-book format so am feeling a little stretched for time as there really is just one week left in September. But I found this little lesson on how to properly bathe a cat – on the Ever Wise Internet of course – my thanks to Anonymous to writing it, and I just had to share it here to both enlighten you and lighten me. Much to do. Enjoy as always. . .
How To Clean A Cat
- Thoroughly clean the toilet.
- Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted.
- Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
- In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. Note: You may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape. CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out for any surface they can find.
- Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a “power wash and rinse” which I have found to be quite effective.
- Have someone to open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.
- Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
- The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself.
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| This beloved dog, gone now, would’ve written this… |
Sincerely,
the Dog
the Dog
roflol
but I will not be showing this to the kids because they will want to try it….
Laughing so hard my sides hurt! Thanks, Susan. Thanks, the Dog!
Have to share this because I believe “The Dog” is a long-lost relative of our son's dog.
That's great! I am going to have to share that with my friends.
My laugh for the day! Hilarious, Susan!–Neta J