Cat bathing

My cat
I am working this week to get data files ready for some of my old out-of-print books to be available on e-book format so am feeling a little stretched for time as there really is just one week left in September. But I found this little lesson on how to properly bathe a cat – on the Ever Wise Internet of course – my  thanks to Anonymous to writing it, and I just had to share it here to both enlighten you and lighten me. Much to do. Enjoy as always. . .
How To Clean A Cat
  • Thoroughly clean the toilet.
  • Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted.
  • Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
  • In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. Note: You may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape. CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out for any surface they can find. 
  • Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a “power wash and rinse” which I have found to be quite effective. 
  • Have someone to open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door. 
  • Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids. 
  • The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself.
This beloved dog, gone now,
would’ve written this…
Sincerely,
the Dog

Author: Susan

This post has 4 Comments

  1. Sarah Anne Sumpolec on September 26, 2011 at 5:54 pm

    roflol

    but I will not be showing this to the kids because they will want to try it….

  2. Anonymous on September 26, 2011 at 6:56 pm

    Laughing so hard my sides hurt! Thanks, Susan. Thanks, the Dog!

    Have to share this because I believe “The Dog” is a long-lost relative of our son's dog.

  3. Clair on September 26, 2011 at 10:55 pm

    That's great! I am going to have to share that with my friends.

  4. Neta Jackson on October 3, 2011 at 5:55 pm

    My laugh for the day! Hilarious, Susan!–Neta J

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