A way to make you disappear
You like me too much, that’s pretty clear
Shall we just get one thing straight?
Before we share another plate?
You came without a proper invite
Stayed far too long and made everything too tight
That’s just bad manners, in very poor taste
No pun intended, just look at my waist
You’ve loitered and lingered wherever you’ve wanted
Your penchant for persistence is annoyingly undaunted
With Slimfast shakes and Special K
I’ve tried to make you go away
But you insist I completely forsake
Chips and cheese and chocolate cake
Who said you could make all the laws?
On what can and cannot pass through my jaws?
You’ll make no friends behaving like that
No one will like you, you’ll be lonely fat
Might I offer a bit of advice?
A word or two on how to be nice?
Have a little self respect
Do not remain an unwanted guest
For pity’s sake, get a clue
I am just not that into you